Bego > Bego's Quotes

“The most deadly mammal on the planet is a silent, smiling woman. -Note to self”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings. But it’s not my fault you’re stupid. -Fact of life”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“I’m sorry for the things I said when you woke me up. Next time just bring me coffee and run. Fast. -Sincerely, not a morning person”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“Everyone loves my cooking. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on. -Kitchen sign”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust