Another One Bites the Dust Quotes

“Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“I was a whore for a good voice.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. -Morticia Adams”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his. -Marley and Me”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“I don’t need anger management classes. You need “Shut the fuck up” classes.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. -Spock”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“You can trust your dog to guard your house, but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. -T-shirt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“Baby, I’d never let you fall. Never. The only way that would ever happen would be if I was dead, or both my legs and arms didn’t work. If one of them worked, I’d claw my way to you. I’d do everything in my power to watch over you. Only death would separate me from your side.” He”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“He said he could have you, but that he would eviscerate him with a knitting needle and a hack saw if he ever stepped out of line.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“Lesson one: Only trust people with big butts. They cannot lie.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“You can trust your dog to guard your house, but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“It’s the man’s job to figure out what the woman likes, what will bring out the wild in her.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“His woman doesn't enjoy sex with him says something about the man, not the woman. It's the man's job to figure out what the woman likes, what will bring out the wild in her. Let me let you in on a little secret; I can make you wild. Don't doubt it.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“Couples that have been together a long time finish each other’s sentences. The most popular ending in “shut the fuck up.” -E-card”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“That much blood going to my dick couldn’t be good for my brain.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust

“Going away to war doesn’t sit well with any man; we need our women to be strong, to be the one person we can lean on when we need someone to support us.   The”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Another One Bites the Dust