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    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: funny, humanity, humor
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    Rodney Dangerfield
    “What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
    ― Rodney Dangerfield
    tags: funny, humour, infidelity, parenthood, parenting, sexuality
    2190 likes

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    Jarod Kintz
    “I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale
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    I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my
    “I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, $3.33
    554 likes

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    Jarod Kintz
    “I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, I Want
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    George Carlin
    “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: humor, insanity, lies, lying, self-indulgence, truth
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    Lewis Carroll
    “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
    ― Lewis Carroll
    tags: alice, humor, inspirational, philosophy-of-life, psychological, yesterday
    17428 likes

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  • #9
    “Do your thing and don't care if they like it.”
    ― Tina Fey, Bossypants
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