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  • #1
    Groucho Marx
    “Humor is reason gone mad.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #3
    George S. Patton Jr.
    “May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't.”
    George S. Patton Jr.

  • #5
    William T. Sherman
    “War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them
    all they want.”
    William Tecumseh Sherman

  • #6
    George S. Patton Jr.
    “Coward: someone who in a bad situation thinks with his feet”
    George S. Patton Jr.

  • #7
    Herodotus
    “He asked, 'Croesus, who told you to attack my land and meet me as an enemy instead of a friend?'

    The King replied, 'It was caused by your good fate and my bad fate. It was the fault of the Greek gods, who with their arrogance, encouraged me to march onto your lands. Nobody is mad enough to choose war whilst there is peace. During times of peace, the sons bury their fathers, but in war it is the fathers who send their sons to the grave.”
    Herodotus, The Histories

  • #8
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time



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