Amy Metz > Amy's Quotes

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
― George Eliot

“Time passes, but sometimes it beats the shit out of you as it goes.”
― John Sandford, Easy Prey

“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.”
― Nelson DeMille, The General's Daughter

“I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.”
― John Sandford, Bad Blood

“A voice flat enough to fit under a door crack.”
― Harlan Coben, Stay Close

“Sometimes shit happens even if you have a shit shield”
― Nelson Demille

“Women need a reason to have sex; men need only a place.”
― Nelson DeMille, Wild Fire

“The window on the right featured contemporary bestselling authors like Brad Meltzer, James Patterson, David Baldacci, Nelson DeMille, and others who make more money writing about what I do than I make doing what I do.”
― Nelson DeMille, The Book Case

“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”
― Carter Crocker

“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
― Spike Milligan

“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.”
― Dita Von Teese