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#1

“I swear if you existed I'd divorce you.”
― Edward Albee, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

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#2

“My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.”
― Dolly Parton

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#3

“That's Hot!”
― Paris Hilton

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#4

“I’m not, like, that smart. ”
― Paris Hilton

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#5

“He is half of my soul, as the poets say.”
― Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles

tags: inspirational, love

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#6

“It's Britney, bitch.”
― Britney Spears, Gimme More Sheet Music

tags: inspirational

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#7

“No good deed goes unpunished.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor

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#8

“Life is too short to learn German”
― Oscar Wilde

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#9

“Two days after Christmas I stood in the shower thinking about the Salem witch trials.”
― Shaun David Hutchinson, At the Edge of the Universe

tags: christmas, shaun-david-hutchinson, witch-trials

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#10

“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: death, humor

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#11

“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

tags: sin

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#12

“And I am nothing... And as you've always said, you want nothing.”
― Nora Sakavic, The King's Men

tags: andrew-minyard, neil-josten

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#13

“What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
― Paris Hilton

tags: celebutard, dumb, wal-mart

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#14

“I don't always have to understand the people I love.”
― Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe

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