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“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
― Oscar Wilde

“If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”
― Oscar Wilde

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“World domination by 2020!”
― S.A. Garcia

“Those who lack a sense of humor are destined to be life's hacked up hairballs.”
― S.A. Garcia

“Being able to read and knowing how to read are completely different concepts.”
― S.A. Garcia

“They are Man's and they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance and this girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.”
― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

“Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think.”
― Rod Serling