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#1

“I think religion is a neurological disorder.”
― Bill Maher

tags: religion

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#2

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

177841 likes

#3

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

tags: lies, lying, memory, truth

92430 likes

#5

“There is no friend as loyal as a book.”
― Ernest Hemingway

tags: books, friends, novelist-quotes

23588 likes

#6

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”
― Joan Crawford

5675 likes

#7

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

38021 likes

#8

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein

64742 likes

#9

“Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.”
― Calvin Coolidge

tags: deity, instrument, prosperity, tools, worship

61 likes

#10

“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.”
― Joey Comeau

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#11

“Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”
― L.M. Montgomery

tags: beginnings, fresh-start, inspirational, mistake, mistakes, new-day, start-over, tomorrow

9138 likes

#12

“You could tell your soul mate by the light in their eyes, and since the time began, that has been how people have recognized their true love.”
― Paulo Coelho, Brida

123 likes

#13

“After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can't trust a person.”
― Evelyn Waugh, Vile Bodies

tags: love, trust

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