Amy Mah > Amy's Quotes

“Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“I Don't sparkle ........I Bite !!!”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“It you taste nice I may bite!”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal”
― Amy Mah, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice”
― Amy Mah-Vampire, Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

“You smell good, too,” said Patch

It’s called a shower.” I was staring straight ahead. When he didn’t answer, I turned sideways. “Soap. Shampoo. Hot water.”

Naked. I know the drill.”
― Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush

“Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical.”
― Rachel Hill, A Girl's Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them and All That Love Stuff