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  • #1
    Tsugumi Ohba
    “You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake.
    -L (from Death Note)”
    ― Tsugumi Ohba
    tags: death-note, l, tsugumi-ohba
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    Tsugumi Ohba
    “If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours.”
    ― Tsugumi Ohba, Death Note Box Set
    tags: death-note, manga
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    Aya Nakahara
    “Let's use that empty noggin of yours as a punch bowl, so it's at least good for something!!

    Whadja say?! Ooh, but I love punch!!”
    ― Aya Nakahara, Love★Com, Vol. 4
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    Tite Kubo
    “As we approach the crucial battleground, believe that our blades will not shatter.
    Believe that our resolve will not weaken.
    Though our paths may diverge, our iron hearts remain together.
    Swear, that though the land itself may break asunder...We will come back alive! ~Renji Abarai”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Volume 28
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    Christopher Paolini
    “Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.”
    ― Christopher Paolini
    tags: common-sense, humor, smart
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    Christopher Paolini
    “Eragon looked back at him, confused. "I don't understand."
    "Of course you don't," said Brom impatiently. "That's why I'm teaching you and not the other way around.”
    ― Christopher Paolini, Eragon
    tags: education, humor
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    Christopher Paolini
    “If anything happens, I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off."
    I love you too."
    - Saphira and Eragon”
    ― Christopher Paolini
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    Christopher Paolini
    “People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.”
    ― Christopher Paolini, Eragon
    tags: history, humor, memory, recall
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    Christopher Paolini
    “Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.”
    ― Christopher Paolini, Eragon, Eldest & Brisingr
    tags: attitude, brisingr, humor, mockery
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    Christopher Paolini
    “Mmm....she's doomed! You're doomed!! They're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very WISE of me.”
    ― Christopher Paolini, Eragon
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    Eoin Colfer
    “If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
    tags: humor
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
    Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
    Foaly: The EIB?
    Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl Band 1-3
    tags: humor
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression.
    Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case?
    Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor.
    Doctor Po: Yes?
    Artemis: My mother, she...
    Doctor Po: Your mother, yes?
    Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Arctic Incident
    tags: humor
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
    tags: accept, artemis, artemis-fowl, fowl, goblin, stupid
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    Eoin Colfer
    “I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files
    tags: holly-short
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    Eoin Colfer
    “You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue”
    ― Eoin Colfer
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    Eoin Colfer
    “(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
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    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
    tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
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    Tite Kubo
    “Rukia: Why is she glaring at me?
    Ichigo: I wonder..
    Nel: What's your welationship with Itsygo?
    Rukia: Huh?
    Renji: Popular with the ladies, eh?
    Ichigo: Kiss my ass.”
    ― Tite Kubo
    tags: ichigo, nel, renji, rukia
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  • #20
    Tite Kubo
    “Ah, Kurosaki, I see you've finally realized the importance of a cape.
    ~Uryu Ishida”
    ― Tite Kubo
    tags: bleach
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  • #21
    Tite Kubo
    “You gotta wonder about someone who would be dumb enough to fallo a person as crazy as him!
    wait, I think I just insulted myself
    - ganju”
    ― Tite Kubo
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    Tite Kubo
    “Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!

    Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescuee!

    Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!? Why don't you go sit in a corner and tremble in fear and cry out "Save me! Save me!" like you're supposed to?!

    Rukia: I do not need saving, and I do NOT tremble!”
    ― Tite Kubo
    tags: adorable, bleach, humor, ichiruki
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    Scott Westerfeld
    “Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing.”
    ― Scott Westerfeld, So Yesterday
    tags: scott-la, scott-westerfeld, so-yesterday
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    Rick Riordan
    “Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?”
    ― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
    tags: jason, names
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    Rick Riordan
    “I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed Titan Krios with my own hand. And now I'm going to destroy you Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves."
    "Wow, dude," Leo muttered, "You been eating red meat?”
    ― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
    tags: jason-grace, leo-valdez
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  • #26
    Rick Riordan
    “I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!”
    ― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
    tags: annabeth-chase, conceit, percy-jackson, self-esteem
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  • #27
    Natsuki Takaya
    “Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too!

    Yuki: Don't you ever get tired of saying that?

    Kyo: Beating you is my vocation! It's my goal in life!

    Yuki: It's so unfair that I keep having to take abuse just because you can't meet your goals.

    Kyo: THAT CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OF YOURS REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

    Yuki: And that revolting thought process of yours pisses me off.”
    ― Natsuki Takaya, Fruits Basket, Vol. 1
    tags: beat, condescending, fight, humor
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  • #28
    Stephenie Meyer
    “Fall down again, Bella?'
    No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.”
    ― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse
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