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  • #1
    Ernest Hemingway
    “I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?”
    Ernest Hemingway

  • #2
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #3
    Sylvia Plath
    “Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.”
    sylvia plath

  • #4
    Sylvia Plath
    “I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am.”
    Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

  • #5
    Sylvia Plath
    “I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery—air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, "This is what it is to be happy.”
    Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

  • #6
    George Carlin
    “People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.'

    If you didn't know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you'd seen.

    They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be OK? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the 'mind adventures' got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren't unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.'

    So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.”
    George Carlin, Brain Droppings

  • #7
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”
    Friedrich W. Nietzsche

  • #8
    Patrick Ness
    “We are the choices we make.”
    Patrick Ness, The Knife of Never Letting Go

  • #9
    Neil Gaiman
    “Can't make an omelette without killing a few people.”
    Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere

  • #10
    Neil Gaiman
    “Richard did not believe in angels, he never had. He was damned if he was going to start now. Still, it was much easier not to believe in something when it was not actually looking directly at you and saying your name.”
    Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere

  • #11
    Neil Gaiman
    “He..." Richard began. "The marquis. Well, you know, to be honest, he seems a little bit dodgy to me."

    Door stopped. The steps dead-ended in a rough brick wall. "Mm," she agreed. "He's a little bit dodgy in the same way that rats are a little bit covered in fur.”
    Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere
    tags: humor

  • #12
    Paul Simon
    “I've got nothing to do today but smile.”
    Simon and Garfunkel

  • #13
    Haruki Murakami
    “It's like Tolstoy said. Happiness is an allegory, unhappiness a story.”
    Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

  • #14
    Mark Twain
    “The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.”
    Mark Twain

  • #15
    Mother Teresa
    “Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness: kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile.”
    Mother Teresa

  • #16
    A.A. Milne
    “Lots of people talk to animals...Not very many listen though...that's the problem.”
    A.A. Milne

  • #17
    Benjamin Hoff
    “The main problem with this great obsession for saving time is very simple: you can't save time. You can only spend it. But you can spend it wisely or foolishly.”
    Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh
    tags: time

  • #18
    Benjamin Hoff
    “If people were superior to animals, they'd take good care of them," said Pooh.”
    Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh

  • #19
    Benjamin Hoff
    “You can't save time. You can only spend it, but you can spend it wisely or foolishly.”
    Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh

  • #20
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #21
    Groucho Marx
    “I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #22
    Edward Lear
    “And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
    They danced by the light of the moon.”
    Edward Lear, The Owl and the Pussycat

  • #23
    Groucho Marx
    “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #24
    Groucho Marx
    “Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #25
    Groucho Marx
    “While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #26
    Groucho Marx
    “The only real laughter comes from despair.”
    Groucho Marx, The Groucho Letters

  • #27
    Groucho Marx
    “I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #28
    Groucho Marx
    “I must admit, I was born at an early age. ”
    Groucho Marx

  • #29
    Groucho Marx
    “I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #30
    Mark Twain
    “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
    Mark Twain



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