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“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“Argue for your limitations and, sure enough, they're yours.”
― Richard Bach, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
― Albert Einstein

“Men like to imagine and think vulgar thoughts, but present them with boldness and they run scared.”
― Anya Wylde, Penelope

“Men in lust can get creative.”
― Anya Wylde, Penelope

“Penelope glared at her, “Madame said that men love damsels in distress. She failed to point out that damsels in distress look wretched, miserable and downright horrid.”
“Men do love damsels in distress. We simply need to look lovely while fighting mortal peril.”
― Anya Wylde, Penelope

“A decent moustache can intimidate a man, while a great moustache can frighten an army.”
― Anya Wylde, Penelope

“A well-read highwayman, who would have thought?” the dowager commented.
“Oh, he absolutely adores books. He plans to retire when he has enough money and furnish his library with hundreds of books. He has already started a collection by stealing all he can find off lords and such.”
― Anya Wylde, Penelope