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    Lemony Snicket
    “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
    ― Lemony Snicket
    tags: fate, humor, simile
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    Steve Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: humor, obvious, simile
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    “You'll hit gold more often if you simply try out a lot of things.”
    ― Ira Glass
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
    tags: cats, humor, women
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    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
    “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: humor, mankind, people
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    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    ― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
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    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    ― Cassandra Clare
    tags: humor, jace-wayland, simon-lewis
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    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
    tags: clary-fray, demons, growing-up, humor, jace-wayland, luke, teenager
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    Albert Einstein
    “Never memorize something that you can look up.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: humor, science
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    Charles M. Schulz
    “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: animals, dogs, happiness, humor, puppies
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    Leigh Bardugo
    “When everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.”
    ― Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows
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    Leigh Bardugo
    “The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.”
    ― Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows
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    Leigh Bardugo
    “I'm a business man," he'd told her. "No more, no less."
    "You're a thief, Kaz."
    "Isn't that what I just said?”
    ― Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows
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    Paullina Simons
    “Alexander, were you looking for me?"
    "All my life.”
    ― Paullina Simons, The Bronze Horseman
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    Paullina Simons
    “Tatiana: "Why did we spend two days fighting when we could have been doing this?"
    Alexander: "That wasn't fighting, Tatiana. That was foreplay.”
    ― Paullina Simons, The Bronze Horseman
    tags: fiction, sweet-talk
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    Leigh Bardugo
    “It's not natural for women to fight."
    "It's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand.”
    ― Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows
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    Leigh Bardugo
    “No Mourners.
    No Funerals.”
    ― Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows
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    Cassandra Clare
    “So what's their plan, hitting Sebastian over the head with Jace until he passes out?”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire
    tags: clary, cohf, heavenly-fire, jace, sebastian-morgenstern
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    Cassandra Clare
    “I think Zachariah just stole our cat. I swear I saw him putting Church into the backseat of a car.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire
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    Holly Black
    “If I cannot be better than them, I will become so much worse.”
    ― Holly Black, The Cruel Prince
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    Holly Black
    “Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.”
    ― Holly Black, The Wicked King
    tags: desire, drunk, foolish, kiss, sick, want
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    Holly Black
    “It’s you I love,” he says. “I spent much of my life guarding my heart. I guarded it so well that I could behave as though I didn’t have one at all. Even now, it is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours.” He walks to the door to the royal chambers, as though to end the conversation. “You probably guessed as much,” he says. “But just in case you didn’t.”
    ― Holly Black, The Queen of Nothing
    tags: cardan-greenbriar, swoon
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    Holly Black
    “Come home and shout at me. Come home and fight with me. Come home and break my heart, if you must.”
    ― Holly Black, The Queen of Nothing
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    Holly Black
    “By you, I am forever undone.”
    ― Holly Black, The Queen of Nothing
    tags: cardan-greenbriar, love, romance
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    Holly Black
    “The three of you have one solution to every problem. Murder. No key fits every lock.” Cardan gives us all a stern look, holding up a long-fingered hand with my stolen ruby ring still on one finger. “Someone tries to betray the High King, murder. Someone gives you a harsh look, murder. Someone disrespects you, murder. Someone ruins your laundry, murder.”
    ― Holly Black, The Wicked King
    tags: funny, murder
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    Holly Black
    “So I am to sit here and feed you information,” Cardan says, leaning against a hickory tree. “And you’re to go charm royalty? That seems entirely backward.”
    I fix him with a look. “I can be charming. I charmed you, didn’t I?”
    He rolls his eyes. “Do not expect others to share my depraved tastes.”
    ― Holly Black, The Cruel Prince
    tags: jude-and-cardan
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    Holly Black
    “Power is much easier to acquire than it is to hold on to.”
    ― Holly Black, The Wicked King
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    Holly Black
    “I am going to keep on defying you. I am going to shame you with my defiance. You remind me that I am a mere mortal and you are a prince of Faerie. Well, let me remind you that means you have much to lose and I have nothing. You may win in the end, you may ensorcell me and hurt me and humiliate me, but I will make sure you lose everything I can take from you on the way down. I promise you this is the least of what I can do.”
    ― Holly Black, The Cruel Prince
    tags: jude-duarte
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    Holly Black
    “He looks up at me with his night-colored eyes, beautiful and terrible all at once. “For a moment,” he says, “I wondered if it wasn’t you shooting bolts at me.”

    I make a face at him. “And what made you decide it wasn’t?”

    He grins up at me. “They missed.”
    ― Holly Black, The Wicked King
    tags: missed, shooting
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    Holly Black
    “Mock me all you like. Whatever I imagined then, now it is I who would beg and grovel for a kind word from your lips." His eyes are black with desire. "By you, I am forever undone.”
    ― Holly Black, The Queen of Nothing
    tags: cardan-greenbriar, jude-duarte, romance
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