Quotes - Jan (The United States) Showing 1-9 of 9

#1

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

#2

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

#3

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

#4

“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
― Allen Saunders

tags: fate, life, misattributed-john-lennon, planning, plans

#5

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, inspirational, life, live, miracle, miracles

#6

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

#7

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins

#8

“We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.”
― Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

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#9

“If you don't know history, then you don't know anything. You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree. ”
― Michael Crichton

tags: history

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