Robert > Robert's Quotes

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“When I write, I'm looking to turn you on and tell a good story. No more, no less. No lofty goals here.”
― Kirsten McCurran

“It was like that hand on The Adams Family. Only... a vagina." - Steve”
― Lucian Bane, Dom Wars: Round Five

“Nothing on the Earth belongs to us but time. - Zarica - The Sowing Seed”
― Jason Lenov

“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“If you aren't on Goodreads, you should be. I've said it before, it's like Facebook for readers on crack.”
― Colleen Hoover

“Life has no remote....get up and change it yourself!”
― Mark A. Cooper, Operation Einstein

“She understands grammar which can be a rarity in the erotic section.

---Shon Richards review of Suburban Sex Kitten Adventure on Amazon”
― Shon Richards

“I wonder if Alexander Graham Bell knew, back when he invented the telephone, how much control his device would have over the lives of so many people."

Bloody Mary (2005/2006)
...if he only knew, 12 years later”
― J.A. Konrath

“I'm no porn star, but what I lack in size I make up for in speed.
--- Harry McGlade”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“I was irritated that my masturbation session had been interrupted by my own inability to type.”
― D.B. Cayne, Arranged Affairs: A Hotwife's Journey

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein