Eric Edstrom > Eric's Quotes

“Breyona didn’t have to force a laugh. “Fellowship? Who do you think you are? Freedo the hobbit?”
“It’s Frodo,” he said over his shoulder. “And if I was a character from L.O.T.R., I’d obviously by Strider.” Shaking his head, he continued down the trail, mumbling obscenities.
“What is L.O.T.R.?” Shiv asked. “Who is this Freedo?”
Both questions brought exasperated sighs from Bronson. “It stands for Lord of the Rings. Don’t you ever see any movies?”
“Weren’t they books before they were movies?” Em asked.
“They wrote them after,” Bronson said.
Breyona winked at Danny. “That Freedo was hot,” she said loud enough for Bronson to hear. “Even with those dumb-ass furry feet, he’s my kind of cute.”
Bronson threw his hands up. “Frodo. It’s Frodo. And he’s not hot!”
― Eric Edstrom, Undermountain

“Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

“But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor.”
― Dave Wolverton, The Courtship of Princess Leia

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.”
― Robert Jordan

“I see you're wearing my suit.You're such a disappointment.You could never fill it.''
“Your disapproval of me,” Humphrey said, “is the best thing I've heard all day.”
― Eric Edstrom, Child of Lies

“He was like coffee in a way. Bitter at first. But once she'd acquired the taste, his presence filled her with warmth and energy.She'd never felt anything from a boy's stare before.But now she's hooked.”
― Eric Edstrom, Child of Lies

“So there's nothing to worry about.''
''Not for a year'',he said.''That's when Belle's progenitor will arrive expecting to transfer.''
''And if I refuse her?''
Mr.Justin smiled again.''Expect helicopters.Lots of helicopters.”
― Eric Kent Edstrom, Daughter of Nothing

“I talked to Livy a while ago.''
''Livy?Why were you talking to her?We've been trying to get ahold of you.''
''When Livy calls,I answer.No offense,but you know how she is.'' Vaughan's tone was so matter-of-fact Jacey didn't know what else to say.He was right.Livy did have that effect.”
― Eric Edstrom, Child of Lies

“Welcome to the Scion School.Now,where were you planning to take the Scions?''
The man's mouth clamped tight,though his eyes were wide.
''Don't answer her,''Sensei said.''I want an excuse to shoot you.”
― Eric Edstrom, Child of Lies