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#1

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

#2

“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
― E.B. White

tags: activism, humor, life, pleasure

9208 likes

#3

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

tags: humor, work

8145 likes

#4

“Children are made readers on the laps of their parents.”
― Emilie Buchwald

tags: children, parenting, reading

677 likes

#5

“What are you" -Mac

"I don't follow" -Jericho

"You dropped 30 feet in that warehouse. You should have broken something. What are you?" -Mac

"A man with a rope." -Jericho”
― Karen Marie Moning, Darkfever

tags: funny

220 likes

#6

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"

"You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

tags: humor

1189 likes

#7

“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing…
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”
― Ilona Andrews, Curran

tags: curran, funny, kate

485 likes

#8

“I have died and gone to the land of bad novels.”
― Gail Carriger, Blameless

121 likes

#9

“Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.”
― Gail Carriger, Blameless

120 likes

#10

“I'm not a whore, Dee-Ann. You can't just come here to use and abuse me before going on your merry way. Unless, of course, you're naked.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Big Bad Beast

67 likes

#11

“Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Pack Challenge

tags: funny, humor, humour

88 likes

#12

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

tags: dumbledore

26199 likes

#13

“You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.”
― Madeleine L'Engle

tags: books, children, difficult, grown-ups, write, writers, writing

16947 likes

#14

“I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.”
― Gail Carriger, Timeless

tags: gossip, humor

241 likes

#15

“Scotsmen, she had occasion to observe, often did have nice knees. Perhaps that was why they insisted upon kilts.”
― Gail Carriger, Timeless

37 likes

#16

“I’m Queen Rhiannon, but you can call me Queen Rhiannon.”
― G.A. Aiken, How to Drive a Dragon Crazy

tags: humor

66 likes

#17

“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.”
― Felicia Day

tags: career, humor

231 likes

#18

“You don't need millions of dollars or millions of people if you're doing what you love.”
― Felicia Day

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