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  • #1
    Becky Albertalli
    “I take a sip of my beer, and it's - I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog. Or Justin.”
    Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

  • #2
    Sara B. Larson
    “You knew I was a girl and you stil came out to talk to me in the middle of the night without a shirt on?" I shot right back.
    "You did what?" Rylan cut in, his eyes wide.”
    Sara B. Larson, Defy

  • #3
    Rainbow Rowell
    “And I do not have a weird thing with Simon Snow,' Cath said. 'I'm just really active in the fandom.'
    'What the f**ck is a fandom'
    'You wouldn't understand,' Cath sighed”
    Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl
    tags: funny

  • #4
    Sara B. Larson
    “When I started to walk past Tanoori, she leaned toward my ear. "For just barley admitting your a girl, you sure do get around fast,”
    Sara B. Larson
    tags: funny

  • #5
    Rachel Hawkins
    “I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically.
    What can I say? I read a lot of books.”
    Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall

  • #6
    Rachel Hawkins
    “Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.'
    Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.”
    Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall

  • #7
    Danielle  Paige
    “I hate to break it to you, but just because someone has pretty hair and a good skin tone and a crown instead of a pointy hat doesn’t mean she’s not the baddest bitch this side of the emerald city.”
    Danielle Paige, Dorothy Must Die

  • #8
    Melissa Landers
    “He prepared the richest, most indulgent and disgusting dish imaginable - a bowl of fudge ripple ice-cream topped with chocolate syrup, semi-sweet chocolate morsels, chocolate sprinkles, and, for good measure, a chocolate brownie from the pantry. He even garnished it with a handful of M&M's.

    (...) "Look what I made for you. A bowl of diabetes.”
    Melissa Landers, Alienated

  • #9
    Melissa Landers
    “It's common knowledge that shiny rocks are preferred among human females.”
    Melissa Landers, Alienated

  • #10
    Melissa Landers
    “Can I borrow the car today, Mom? We'll get soaked if we walk-"
    "Hmph," Dad interrupted. "When I was a boy-"

    "Yeah, yeah," Cara interrupted back. "You walked to school naked in the snow or something. So can I?”
    Melissa Landers, Alienated

  • #11
    Melissa Landers
    “Then it's topped with cheese, which is made from cow's milk. But the best part is pepperoni sausage."

    "And how is sausage made?" Aelyx asked.

    Dad laughed dryly from across the table. "Ignorance is bliss in this case.”
    Melissa Landers, Alienated

  • #12
    Danielle  Paige
    “I held Star close before I departed. “If I don’t come back,” I told her, “find a way to give everyone the plague.”
    Danielle Paige, Dorothy Must Die

  • #13
    Kerstin Gier
    “Did you know that Gideon and I were trained in Krav Maga?" Charlotte took another step closer to me, and I automatically took one back.
    "No, but did /you/ know that at this moment you look like that crazy rodent in Ice Age?”
    Kerstin Gier, Emerald Green

  • #14
    Ray Bradbury
    “You've got to jump off cliffs and build your wings on the way down.”
    Ray Bradbury

  • #15
    It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our
    “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #16
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #17
    J.K. Rowling
    “Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #18
    J.K. Rowling
    “Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
    "Yes," said Harry stiffly.
    "Yes, sir."
    "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
    The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • #19
    J.K. Rowling
    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire



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