Rashda > Rashda's Quotes

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”
― Lisi Harrison, Best Friends for Never

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”
― Lisi Harrison, Invasion of the Boy Snatchers

“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
No
Well then why are you acting so clingy?”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique Ah-mazing Collector's Gift Set

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap?”
― Lisi Harrison, Revenge of the Wannabes

“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”
― Lisi Harrison, Boys "R" Us

“Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”
― Lisi Harrison

“Is my name V?
No...
Then why would I follow U?”
― Lisi Harrison