Bryan > Bryan's Quotes

“Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.”
― Bryan Fields, Life With a Fire-Breathing Girlfriend

“The difference between the quest for the Holy Grail and someone saying ‘bring me a cup’ is the flavor text and the number of stops involved.”
― Bryan Fields, Life With a Fire-Breathing Girlfriend

“The sad thing about miracles is that they’re unique. They can’t be explained, or shared, or duplicated. And they absolutely cannot be captured and made to perform on demand. If that day ever came, our world would die for lack of wonder.”
― Bryan Fields, Life With a Fire-Breathing Girlfriend

“So, what’s the issue with Unicorns?”
“Imagine a cat,” Rose said. “Not just a cat, but a cat that is such a cat, other cats come to it for cat lessons. Take a thousand cats, refine them down to a single drop of pure essence of cat, and make a whole cat out of the stuff.”
I shivered. “Ewww. And that’s a Unicorn?”
“No,” she said. “That’s an Elf. A Unicorn is a thousand times worse. An Elf you can reason with.”
― Bryan Fields, Life With a Fire-Breathing Girlfriend

“The breezes at dawn have secrets to tell you
Don't go back to sleep!
You must ask for what you really want.
Don't go back to sleep!
People are going back and forth
across the doorsill where the two worlds touch,
The door is round and open
Don't go back to sleep!”
― Rumi

“When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer, I was always a max-level character with epic gear. Look at me. I’m wearing vendor trash.”
― Noelle Alladania Meade

“This was how it was done; you bare your belly to a great beast and endure trials and it all works itself out. There is a treasure or a sword. Or a woman. And that thing is yours not because you defeated anything, or because your flesh was hard and unyielding, but because you were worthy of it, worthy all along.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Palimpsest

“Fireball doesn’t need a search warrant.”
― Bryan Fields, Dragon's Luck: The Dragonbound Chronicles

“I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.”
― Bryan Fields, Dragon's Luck: The Dragonbound Chronicles

“When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.”
― Bryan Fields, Dragon's Luck: The Dragonbound Chronicles