Quotes - Sheldon (Barkhamsted, CT) Showing 1-7 of 7

#1

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

#2

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, life

#3

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

#4

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin

tags: animals, cats, dogs, humor, language

#5

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

#6

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

tags: books, health, humor, misattributed-mark-twain, misprints

#7

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
― Orson Welles

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