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“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”
― Louise Rennison, Stop in the Name of Pants!

“Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!'
And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants. Also, I did this brilliant thing-I danced in the front window just for a second whilst Mr. Across the Road was drawing his curtains. He will never be sure if he saw a mirage or not. That is the kind of person I am. Not really the kind of person who goes and raises elks in Whakatane.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.”
― Louise Rennison, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?”
― Louise Rennison, Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do.”
― Louise Rennison, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon.

I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows?”
― Louise Rennison, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.”
― Louise Rennison, On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God