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  • #1
    Stephen  King
    “You want to remember that while you're judging the book, the book is also judging you.”
    Stephen King, Night Shift

  • #2
    Stephen  King
    “To the champ, everything is serious business. I'm hoping that he'll live long enough to learn that in this world that is a very dangerous attitude.”
    Stephen King
    tags: humor, kids

  • #3
    Erich Segal
    “The explanations for the things we do in life are many and complex. Supposedly mature adults should live by logic, listen to their reason. Think things out before they act.

    But maybe they never heard what Dr. London told me one, Freud said that for the little things in life we should react according to our reason. But for really big decisions, we should heed what our unconscious tells us.”
    Erich Segal

  • #4
    Hans Christian Andersen
    “No one would allow that he could not see these much-admired clothes; because, in doing so, he would have declared himself either a simpleton or unfit of his office.”
    Hans Christian Andersen

  • #5
    Lemony Snicket
    “People don't always get what they deserve in this world.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book

  • #6
    Lemony Snicket
    “If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #7
    Lemony Snicket
    “No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #9
    Suzanne Collins
    “Frankly, our ancestors don't seem much to brag about. I mean, look at the state they left us in, with the wars, the broken planet. Clearly, they didn't care about what would happen to the people who came after them.”
    Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

  • #10
    Larry Doyle
    “Dennis had imagined that he and Beth would be one of those couples who never quarreled, that when they weren't kissing they would be laughing or lying in each other's arms, serenely, deliriously happy. He could never have imagined that she would make him so crazy angry he would scream at her in front of their friends. But in that instant, he learned a little about love.”
    Larry Doyle

  • #11
    Stephen  King
    “When I was a kid I believed everything I was told, everything I read, and every dispatch sent out by my own overheated imagination. This made for more than a few sleepless nights, but it also filled the world I lived in with colors and textures I would not have traded for a lifetime of restful nights.”
    Stephen King, Nightmares and Dreamscapes

  • #12
    Logan Pearsall Smith
    “People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”
    Logan Pearsall Smith

  • #13
    Mark Twain
    “I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”
    Mark Twain

  • #14
    Pete Hautman
    “How do you know it's not true if you don't believe in it?”
    Pete Hautman

  • #15
    Wendelin Van Draanen
    “One's character is set at an early age. The choices you make now will affect you for the rest of your life. I hate to see you swim out so far you can't swim back.”
    Wendelin Van Draanen, Flipped

  • #16
    Jonathan Safran Foer
    “Isn’t it so weird how the number of dead people is increasing even though the earth stays the same size, so that one day there isn’t going to be room to bury anyone anymore? For my ninth birthday last year, Grandma gave me a subscription to National Geographic, which she calls “the National Geographic.” She also gave me a white blazer, because I only wear white clothes, and it’s too big to wear so it will last me a long time. She also gave me Grandpa’s camera, which I loved for two reasons. I asked why he didn’t take it with him when he left her. She said, “Maybe he wanted you to have it.”
    I said, “But I was negative-thirty years old.” She said, “Still.” Anyway, the fascinating thing was that I read in National Geographic that there are more people alive now than have died in all of human history. In other words, if everyone wanted to play Hamlet at once, they couldn’t, because there aren’t enough skulls!”
    Jonathan Safran Foer

  • #17
    Jonathan Safran Foer
    “Sometimes people who seem good end up being not as good as you might have hoped, you know?”
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

  • #18
    Jonathan Safran Foer
    “Then I have some bad news for you, because humans are going to destroy each other as soon as it becomes easy enough to, which will be very soon.”
    Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

  • #19
    “I'm still kind of a mess. But I think we all are. No one's got it all together. I don't think you ever do get it totally together. Probably if you did manage to do it you'd spontaneously combust. I think that's a law of nature. If you ever manage to become perfect, you have to die instantly before you ruin things for everyone else.”
    Michael Thomas Ford, Suicide Notes

  • #20
    “How easy it was to capitalize on a person’s own bent for self-destruction; how simple to nudge them into non-being, then to stand back and shrug and agree that it had been the inevitable result of a chaotic, catastrophic life.”
    Robert Galbraith, The Cuckoo's Calling

  • #21
    “How could the death of someone you had never met affect you so?”
    Robert Galbraith, The Cuckoo's Calling

  • #22
    “He had never been able to understand the assumption of intimacy fans felt with those they had never met.”
    Robert Galbraith, The Cuckoo's Calling

  • #23
    J.D. Salinger
    “The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.”
    J.D. Salinger, Nine Stories

  • #24
    Italo Calvino
    “A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say.”
    Italo Calvino, The Uses of Literature



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