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“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
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Lemony Snicket,
Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
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“I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?'
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Demonglass
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“So many books, so little time.”
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Frank Zappa
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