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“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
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Larry David
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“What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
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John Green,
Looking for Alaska
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“You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.”
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Neil Gaiman,
Batman: Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?
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“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
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George R.R. Martin,
A Game of Thrones
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“We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams.”
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H.G. Wells
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“Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.”
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David Wong,
John Dies at the End
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