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  • #1
    Cassandra Clare
    “We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"
    "I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #2
    Cassandra Clare
    “There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #3
    Cassandra Clare
    “Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests."
    Jace edged into the doorway, sizing up Magnus with his eyes. "Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"

    "Even then.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #4
    Cassandra Clare
    “I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #5
    Cassandra Clare
    “They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite”
    Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince

  • #6
    Cassandra Clare
    “As far as I’m concerned, this is the worst thing that’s happened since I found out why Magnus was banned from Peru.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

  • #7
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jordan doesn't really care about the blood," Simon said now. "His whole thing is about me being comfortable with what I am. Get in touch with your inner vampire, blah, blah."
    Clary slid in next to him onto the bed and hugged a pillow. "Is your inner vampire different from your...outer vampire?"
    "Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. I'm fighting it."
    Clary smiled faintly. "So your inner vampire is Magnus?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

  • #8
    Cassandra Clare
    “Magnus gazed dreamily in his direction. "You should leave him here. I could hang hats on him and things.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #9
    Cassandra Clare
    “What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!"
    Simon was indignant. "I did not drink his blood. He's fine!" He poked the Chairman in the stomach. The cat yawned. "Second, you asked me if I was hungry when you were ordering pizza, so I said no, because I can't eat pizza. I was being polite."
    "That doesn't get you the right to eat my cat."
    "Your cat is fine!" Simon reached to pick up the tabby, who jumped indignantly to his feet and stalked off the table. "See?"
    "Whatever.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

  • #10
    Cassandra Clare
    “You left me. You made a pet out of me, and then you left me. If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

  • #11
    Cassandra Clare
    “That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."
    "Why?" Isabelle said.
    "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #12
    Cassandra Clare
    “Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?"
    Isabelle shrugged philosophically. "I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #13
    Cassandra Clare
    “Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #14
    Cassandra Clare
    “What's the point in wasting a perfectly good brick wall when you have someone to throw against it, that's what I always say.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

  • #15
    Cassandra Clare
    “Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom."

    Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

  • #16
    Cassandra Clare
    “We shouldn’t,” protested Isabelle. “The Clave has a plan.”

    “The Clave has the collective intelligence of a pineapple,” said Jace.

    Alec blinked up at them. “Jace is right.”

    Isabelle turned on her brother. “What do you know? You weren’t even paying attention.”

    “I was,” Alec said, injured. “I said Jace was right.”

    “Yeah, but there’s like a 90% chance of me being right most of the time, so that’s not proof you were listening,” said Jace. “That’s just a good guess.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire

  • #17
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't bother her, don't try to talk to her, don't even look at her, or I'll fold you in half so many times you'll look like a tiny little origami werewolf.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

  • #18
    Cassandra Clare
    “It's a girl," Jace said, recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #19
    Cassandra Clare
    “Brother Zachariah,” Isabelle said. “Months January through December of the Hot Silent Brothers Calendar. What’s he doing here?”

    “There’s a Hot Silent Brothers Calendar?” said Alec. “Do they sell it?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire

  • #20
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “So what was that all about?"
    "I think," Jace said, "that she asked if she could touch my mango."
    "She said that?"
    Jace shrugged. "Yeah, then she gave me her number.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?"

    "I didn't even think you liked me all that much," said Simon. "Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?"

    "I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house a night and throw up in his mailbox."

    "I'm pretty sure that's not it”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

  • #23
    Cassandra Clare
    “Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex."
    "At least you know he's still available.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #24
    Cassandra Clare
    “Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “So you're trying to make her happy despite the fact that the reason she's unhappy in the first place is you," said Simon, not very kindly. "That seems contradictory, doesn't it?"
    "Love is a contradiction," said Jace.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?"
    "You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't."
    "There goes my Saturday.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

  • #27
    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #28
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
    "Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
    "Selling them on what?"
    Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #29
    Cassandra Clare
    “It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #30
    Cassandra Clare
    “Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously.
    "Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass



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