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  • #1
    Woody Allen
    “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
    Woody Allen

  • #2
    Woody Allen
    “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
    Woody Allen

  • #3
    Woody Allen
    “My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”
    Woody Allen

  • #4
    Woody Allen
    “Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
    Woody Allen
    tags: life

  • #5
    Woody Allen
    “There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
    Woody Allen

  • #6
    Woody Allen
    “I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
    Woody Allen

  • #7
    Woody Allen
    “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
    Woody Allen

  • #8
    Woody Allen
    “What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?”
    Woody Allen

  • #9
    Woody Allen
    “I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
    Woody Allen

  • #10
    Woody Allen
    “If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”
    Woody Allen

  • #11
    Woody Allen
    “Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”
    Woody Allen

  • #12
    Woody Allen
    “Living is messy.”
    woody allen

  • #13
    Woody Allen
    “Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
    Woody Allen

  • #14
    Andy Warhol
    “People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”
    Andy Warhol
    tags: love

  • #15
    Andy Warhol
    “Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.”
    Andy Warhol

  • #16
    Andy Warhol
    “It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.”
    Andy Warhol

  • #17
    Andy Warhol
    “I like boring things.”
    Andy Warhol

  • #18
    Andy Warhol
    “Most people in America think Art is a man's name.”
    Andy Warhol

  • #19
    Albert Einstein
    “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #20
    Sam Levenson
    “For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
    For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
    For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
    For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day.
    For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone.
    ...
    We leave you a tradition with a future.
    The tender loving care of human beings will never become obsolete.
    People even more than things have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed.
    Never throw out anybody.

    Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.
    As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

    Your “good old days” are still ahead of you, may you have many of them.”
    Sam Levenson, In One Era & Out the Other

  • #21
    Audrey Hepburn
    “I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.”
    Audrey Hepburn

  • #22
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #23
    Marilyn Monroe
    “If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #24
    Marilyn Monroe
    “It's far better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone — so far.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #25
    Marilyn Monroe
    “The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #26
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Who said nights were for sleep?”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #27
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #28
    Marilyn Monroe
    “What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #29
    Benjamin Disraeli
    “There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”
    Benjamin Disraeli

  • #30
    Albert Einstein
    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
    Albert Einstein



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