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“The trouble with Scotland is a bunch of numpties saw Braveheart and now they think if we could only sod about the hills in kilts all day, flashing our arses at the English, somehow everything will be all right.”
― Stuart MacBride, All That’s Dead

“As you know and I know, almost all scientists believe in climate change. The only people who refuse to believe it are the intellectual descendants of those who believed the world was flat.”
― J.L. Brown, Don't Speak

“Honestly, some days it's like trying to get an angry ginger tom into a pair of Lycra cycling shorts.”
― Stuart MacBride, A Dark So Deadly

“Racism is a by-product of ignorance,”
― Stuart MacBride, All That’s Dead

“That’s the trouble with care in the community – nobody does.”
― Stuart MacBride, Flesh House