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“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman”
― Henny Youngman

“How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? ~François Duc de La Rochefoucauld”
― Francois Duc De La Rochefoucauld

“There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. ~Bat Masterson”
― Bat Masterson

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
― Lily Tomlin

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”
― Robert Bloch

“When the power of love overpowers the love of power the world will know peace”
― Jimmi Hendrix