Janice > Janice's Quotes

“When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking, but his own.”
― Lenore Coffee

“...when teaching or parenting, you must always try to see things from the child's point of view and never use fear as a shortcut for education.”
― Rafe Esquith

“You want to protect the innocent. Let me tell you, God isn't just in the rabbits. He's also in the foxes. So your little act of kindness deprived God of a meal.”
― Deepak Chopra, Jesus: A Story of Enlightenment

“Jesus knelt down by Satan's shrunken form. "Don't you wonder why I didn't kill you?" Smiling, he said, "I'm saving you for the day when you love me. It will come.”
― Deepak Chopra, Jesus: A Story of Enlightenment

“If I'm your vessel, handle me with care. Balance me lightly. Don't let me crack.”
― Deepak Chopra, Muhammad: A Story of the Last Prophet

“A crazy man calls himself a king. I call myself Queen of the Nile, but the last time I looked there isn't a crown under my pillow.”
― Deepak Chopra, Muhammad: A Story of the Last Prophet

“Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.”
― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

“Student diversity in classrooms increases the need for diversity in teaching approaches.”
― Kay M. Price, Planning Effective Instruction: Diversity Responsive Methods and Management

“She was not taking up that subject with Ted. Not when she'd spent part of the time fighting a fantasy about hitting the sheets and the other part thinking about strangling him with them.”
― HelenKay Dimon, Kissing Santa Claus

“June, I'm the son of the President of the United States. Prince Henry is a figurehead of the British Empire. You can't just call him my 'archnemesis,'" Alex says. He returns to his donut, chewing thoughtfully and adds, "'Archnemesis' implies he's actually a rival to me on any level and not, you know, a stuck-up product of inbreeding who probably jerks off to photos of himself.”
― Casey McQuiston

“I wish I was a viscount," June says. "I could have my sex waifs deal with my emails.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“I think it would be an interesting approach. Their emails would be all tragic and wanton." [Nora] tries on a breathless, husky voice. "Oh, please, I beg you, take me - take me to lunch to discuss fabric samples, you beast!”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“As your mother, I can appreciate that maybe this isn’t your fault, but as the president, all I want is to have the CIA fake your death and ride the dead-kid sympathy into a second term.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“So , you can hate the heir to the throne all you want, write mean poems about him in your diary, but the minute you see a camera, you act like the sun shines out of his dick, and you make it convincing.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“I'd rather be waterboarded... Your country could probably arrange that.”
― McQuiston Casey

“Don’t act like this isn’t all part of your extra-long game of abusing your position to murder Woody Allen and make it look like an accident,” Alex says.
“He’s just so frail, it’d only take one good push-”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“Henry's retort comes two days later by way of a screenshot of a Daily Mail tweet that reads, Is Alex Clarmount-Diaz going to be a father? The attached message says, But we were ever so careful, dear...”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“You are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“THEY KNOW , he texts Henry. THEY KNOW I HAVE ROBBED THEM OF FIVE-STAR ACCOMODATIONS TO SIT IN A CAGE IN MY ROOM AND THE MINUTE I TURN MY BACK THEY ARE GOING TO FEAT ON MY FLESH.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“Jesus Christ, it’s like they can see into your soul. Cornbread knows my sins, Henry. Cornbread knows what I have done, and he is here to make me atone.”
― Casey McQuiston

“Okay, but, uh, what if they escape? I've seen Jurassic Park. Did you know birds are directly descended from raptors? That's a scientific fact. Raptors in my bedroom, Henry. And you want me to go to sleep like they're not gonna bust out of their enclosures and take over the island the minute I close my eyes? Okay. Maybe your white ass.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“You're not the bloke from Seinfeld. You're Jeff Goldblum.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“She’d refused to go to therapy.”
― Sarah J. Maas, House of Earth and Blood