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  • #1
    Steve  Martin
    “Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.”
    Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

  • #2
    John Kennedy Toole
    “Hey! All you peoples draggin along here. Stop and come stick your ass on a Night of Joy stool," he started again. "Night of Joy got genuine color peoples workin below the minimal wage. Whoa! Guarantee plantation atmosphere, got cotton growin right on the stage right in front your eyeball, got a civil right worker gettin his ass beat up between show. Hey!”
    John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

  • #3
    Edward Abbey
    “When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about.”
    Edward Abbey, The Monkey Wrench Gang

  • #4
    “Our instinct may be to see the impossibility of tracking everything down as frustrating, dispiriting, perhaps even appalling, but it can just as well be viewed as almost unbearably exciting. We live on a planet that has a more or less infinite capacity to surprise. What reasoning person could possibly want it any other way?”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #5
    Edward Abbey
    “I might also say, regarding reviews and reviewers, that I have yet to read a review of any of my own books which I could not have written much better myself.”
    Edward Abbey, Down the River
    tags: humor, zing

  • #6
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus

  • #7
    Edward Abbey
    “One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.”
    Edward Abbey, The Monkey Wrench Gang

  • #8
    “Taxonomy is described sometimes as a science and sometimes as an art, but really it’s a battleground.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #9
    “We are so used to the notion of our own inevitability as life’s dominant species that it is hard to grasp that we are here only because of timely extraterrestrial bangs and other random flukes. The one thing we have in common with all other living things is that for nearly four billion years our ancestors have managed to slip through a series of closing doors every time we needed them to.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #10
    “Because we humans are big and clever enough to produce and utilize antibiotics and disinfectants, it is easy to convince ourselves that we have banished bacteria to the fringes of existence. Don't you believe it. Bacteria may not build cities or have interesting social lives, but they will be here when the Sun explodes. This is their planet, and we are on it only because they allow us to be.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #11
    “The upshot of all this is that we live in a universe whose age we can't quite compute, surrounded by stars whose distances we don't altogether know, filled with matter we can't identify, operating in conformance with physical laws whose properties we don’t truly understand.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #12
    Sherman Alexie
    “Humor was an antiseptic that cleaned the deepest of personal wounds.”
    Sherman Alexie, The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven

  • #13
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

  • #14
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Those who live by electronics, die by electronics. Sic semper tyrannis.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Player Piano

  • #15
    Edward Abbey
    “I thought of the wilderness we had left behind us, open to sea and sky, joyous in its plenitude and simplicity, perfect yet vulnerable, unaware of what is coming, defended by nothing, guarded by no one.”
    Edward Abbey, Beyond the Wall: Essays from the Outside

  • #16
    Edward Abbey
    “Within minutes my 115-mile walk through the desert hills becomes a thing apart, a disjunct reality on the far side of a bottomless abyss, immediately beyond physical recollection.

    But it’s all still there in my heart and soul. The walk, the hills, the sky, the solitary pain and pleasure—they will grow larger, sweeter, lovelier in the days to come, like a treasure found and then, voluntarily, surrendered. Returned to the mountains with my blessing. It leaves a golden glowing on the mind.”
    Edward Abbey, Beyond the Wall: Essays from the Outside

  • #17
    Edward Abbey
    “One mile farther and I come to a second grave beside the road, nameless like the other, marked only with the dull blue-black stones of the badlands. I do not pause this time. The more often you stop the more difficult it is to continue. Stop too long and they cover you with rocks.”
    Edward Abbey, Beyond the Wall: Essays from the Outside

  • #18
    Eric Newby
    “In India even the most mundane inquiries have a habit of ending this way. There may be two answers, there may be five, a dozen or a hundred; the only thing that is certain is that all will be different.”
    Eric Newby, Slowly Down the Ganges
    tags: india

  • #19
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Hell's Angels

  • #20
    J.M.G. Le Clézio
    “It was as if there were no names here, as if there were no words. The desert cleansed everything in its wind, wiped everything away. The men had the freedom of the open spaces in their eyes, their skin was like metal. Sunlight blazed everywhere. The ochre, yellow, gray, white sand, the fine sand shifted, showing the direction of the wind. It covered all traces, all bones. It repelled light, drove away water, life, far from a center that no one could recognize. The men knew perfectly well that the desert wanted nothing to do with them: so they walked on without stopping, following the paths that other feet had already traveled in search of something else.”
    Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clézio, Desert

  • #21
    “In the morning I awoke early and experienced that sinking sensation that overcomes you when you first open your eyes and realize that instead of a normal day ahead of you, with its scatterings of simple gratifications, you are going to have a day without even the tiniest of pleasures; you are going to drive across Ohio.”
    Bill Bryson, The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America
    tags: ohio

  • #22
    “And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep or sleepy rural pubs, and the countryside will be mostly shopping centers and theme parks. Forgive me. I don't mean to get upset. But you are taking my world away from me, piece by little piece, and sometimes it just pisses me off. Sorry.”
    Bill Bryson, The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America

  • #23
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “So much for Objective Journalism. Don't bother to look for it here--not under any byline of mine; or anyone else I can think of. With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72

  • #24
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “The whole framework of the presidency is getting out of hand. It's come to the point where you almost can't run unless you can cause people to salivate and whip on each other with big sticks. You almost have to be a rock star to get the kind of fever you need to survive in American politics.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72

  • #25
    David Foster Wallace
    “The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.”
    David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

  • #26
    George Plimpton
    “The pleasure of sport was so often the chance to indulge the cessation of time itself--the pitcher dawdling on the mound, the skier poised at the top of a mountain trail, the basketball player with the rough skin of the ball against his palm preparing for a foul shot, the tennis player at set point over his opponent--all of them savoring a moment before committing themselves to action.”
    George Plimpton, Paper Lion
    tags: sports

  • #27
    J.D. Salinger
    “I’m not going to bed after all. Somebody around here hath murdered sleep. Good for him.”
    J.D. Salinger, Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters & Seymour: An Introduction

  • #28
    Jonathan Franzen
    “The personality susceptible to the dream of limitless freedom is a personality also prone, should the dream ever sour, to misanthropy and rage.”
    Jonathan Franzen, Freedom

  • #29
    Jonathan Franzen
    “He became another data point in the American experiment of self-government, an experiment statistically skewed from the outset, because it wasn't the people with sociable genes who fled the crowded Old World for the new continent; it was the people who didn't get along well with others.”
    Jonathan Franzen, Freedom

  • #30
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan



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