K.D. McQuain > K.D.'s Quotes

“The shirt says; 'I bite.' You prick, not 'I blo”
― Antoinette Houston

“what's right isn't always what's exciting. And what's wrong isn't always a drag.”
― B.G. Harlen, Break Her

“Vampires don't sparkle.”
― Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns

“By definition, fifty percent of every large group that let's anyone join is below average.”
― Jack J. Lee, Year of the Dead

“Dude. I bet you eat it like it's a buffet that's about to close.”
― Debra Anastasia, Fire in the Hole

“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: A Novel

“They were Siamese twins, joined at the groin by a traitorous piece of meat.”
― Nancy A. Collins, Sunglasses After Dark

“They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.”
― Karl French

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“Dead as a doornail, yet dreaming of Venice.”
― James McCourt, Queer Street: Rise and Fall of an American Culture, 1947-1985

“Meanwhile, pipe down, there are people trying to die in here.”
― James McCourt, Queer Street: Rise and Fall of an American Culture, 1947-1985

“People see my kindle and all they see is an e-reader. I see a sex toy.”
― Alexis Angel