Stuart Hazleton > Stuart's Quotes

“The simple and most complex answer is love.”
― J. D. Robb, Divided in Death

“If you can't have frank and honest discussions with your partner about sex, you'd better be damn good with your hands.”
― Stuart Hazleton, Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign

“If you're only using your bed for sleep, then don't bother waking up.”
― Stuart Hazleton, Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.”
― George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman

“You are the end, and the beginning.
...
When I die, my only regret will be that you could
never reside in my heart to hear how it sings
when you touch me.”
― Celeste Bradley, The Spy

“What men always seem to ignore is that until Eve arrived, Adam didn't even have his own apartment. He'd never tasted beer, and there was no place to get a decent hamburger. He slept in the dirt, and was so oblivious he didn't even realize he was naked. Even worse, he didn't seem to notice that Eve was naked, either.”
― Bruce Cameron, COMO CAMBIAR A UN HOMBRE MINI / HOW TO REMODEL A MAN

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

“A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
― George Bernard Shaw