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  • #1
    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    George Carlin

  • #2
    George Carlin
    “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
    George Carlin

  • #3
    George Carlin
    “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
    George Carlin

  • #4
    George Carlin
    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
    George Carlin

  • #5
    George Carlin
    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
    George Carlin

  • #6
    George Carlin
    “Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
    George Carlin

  • #7
    George Carlin
    “Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.”
    George Carlin

  • #8
    George Carlin
    “How is it possible to have a civil war?”
    George Carlin

  • #9
    George Carlin
    “Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
    George Carlin

  • #10
    George Carlin
    “Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”
    George Carlin

  • #11
    George Carlin
    “In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
    George Carlin

  • #12
    George Carlin
    “Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
    George Carlin

  • #13
    George Carlin
    “I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.”
    George Carlin

  • #14
    George Carlin
    “The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
    George Carlin

  • #15
    George Carlin
    “People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.”
    George Carlin

  • #16
    George Carlin
    “It's never just a game when you're winning.”
    George Carlin

  • #17
    George Carlin
    “Everyone smiles in the same language.”
    George Carlin

  • #18
    George Carlin
    “I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. ”
    George Carlin

  • #19
    George Carlin
    “Would a fly without wings be called a walk?”
    George Carlin

  • #20
    George Carlin
    “Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.”
    George Carlin

  • #21
    George Carlin
    “Electricity is really just organized lightning”
    George Carlin

  • #22
    George Carlin
    “A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”
    George Carlin

  • #23
    George Carlin
    “If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”
    George Carlin

  • #24
    George Carlin
    “Pardon me I've got nothing to say.”
    George Carlin

  • #25
    George Carlin
    “If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”
    george carlin

  • #26
    George Carlin
    “Life is tough, then you die.”
    George Carlin

  • #27
    George Carlin
    “We're all fucked. It helps to remember this.”
    George Carlin

  • #28
    George Carlin
    “With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.”
    George Carlin

  • #29
    George Carlin
    “Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.”
    George Carlin, Brain Droppings
    tags: humor

  • #30
    George Carlin
    “I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.”
    George Carlin



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