Kelly > Kelly 's Quotes

“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
- T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“That took balls."

"Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
― Oscar Wilde

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
― Oscar Wilde

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.”
― Elle Boon

“Coti, did you go to medical school?” Kellen asked. “Does fucking a chick while she was in nursing school count?”
― Elle Boon, Lyric's Accidental Mate

“As she fought the slick roads, her phone rang. She cursed herself for not plugging it into her car charger, at least then she could’ve answered through the hands free device. The next bend was coming up, she knew from her daily drives up and down. Her knuckles were white from the death grip she had on the steering wheel.”
― Elle Boon, A SmokeJumpers Christmas

“He could smell her arousal increase at his words.”
― Elle Boon, Lyric's Accidental Mate

“Kinda difficult when that thing is ready to spring out and bite someone.”
― Elle Boon, Lyric's Accidental Mate

“She pulled his truck into an open spot and turned the key off, gasping when he pulled her over the console in the middle to sit on his lap. “I don’t give a flying fuck what he is. You are mine. You stay with me. We clear?”
― Elle Boon, Lyric's Accidental Mate

“If you don’t quit looking at me like that you’ll be under me in ten seconds flat.” His black eyes flashed”
― Elle Boon, Lyric's Accidental Mate

“Clearly, his dick hadn’t gotten the message they were in danger, the way it still pressed against his zipper.”
― Elle Boon, Lyric's Accidental Mate