Josh > Josh's Quotes

“The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.”
― Steve Martin

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

“... you're nuts but you're welcome here.”
― Steve Martin

“I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without expectations of rewards or punishments after I am dead.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.”
― Charles Bukowski

“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
― Charles Bukowski

“Every woman is a rebel.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.”
― Oscar Wilde

“You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“Redheaded women buck like goats.”
― James Joyce

“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club