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  • #1
    Cassandra Clare
    “Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
    Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
    ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
    "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #2
    Cassandra Clare
    “I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #3
    Cassandra Clare
    “My rapier wit hides my inner pain.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #4
    “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
    H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

  • #5
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
    "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #6
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #7
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
    "Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
    "Selling them on what?"
    Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #8
    Cassandra Clare
    “You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
    "Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"
    "It was an analogy."
    "I am not fat.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #9
    Cassandra Clare
    “I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #10
    Cassandra Clare
    “We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"
    "I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #11
    Stephenie Meyer
    “He's like a drug for you, Bella.”
    Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

  • #12
    Rachel Caine
    “Perv."
    He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?”
    Rachel Caine, Midnight Alley

  • #13
    Rachel Caine
    “Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane”
    Rachel Caine, Glass Houses

  • #14
    Rachel Caine
    “I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.
    Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and-"

    And what?" (Michael)

    When did you get home?" Claire demanded.

    Apparently just in time to hear my funeral plans. I especially like the garlic up the ass. It's...different.”
    Rachel Caine, Feast of Fools

  • #15
    Rachel Caine
    “Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
    "Dick. That's not what you said last night."
    "Bite me.”
    Rachel Caine, Glass Houses

  • #16
    Rachel Caine
    “Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy. ”
    Rachel Caine, The Dead Girls' Dance

  • #17
    Rachel Caine
    “Jealous?"

    "Maybe."

    "No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.”
    Rachel Caine, Feast of Fools

  • #18
    Rachel Caine
    “Don't we look suspicious, the three of us just sitting here in the car?" Borden asked.
    We'd look a lot more suspicious if we were all three making out in the car," Jazz said. "What?" she added, when Borden turned and gave her a wide-eyed look.
    You have no idea what kind of happy place you just took me to."
    Shut up.”
    Rachel Caine

  • #19
    P.C. Cast
    “That man is such a damn turd monkey."
    "Grandma!" I said.
    "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?"
    "Yes, Grandma, you did."
    She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good.”
    P.C. Cast

  • #20
    Kristin Cast
    “I don’t want any of this. I just want to be what I was before you showed up here and all hell broke loose. I want to be popular and dating the hottest guy in school. Now I’m none of those things, and I’m a human who has scary visions and don’t know what to do about any of it.”
    Kristin Cast, Untamed



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