Will > Will's Quotes

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.”
― Howard Phillips Lovecraft

“My father (Theodore Roosevelt) always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral,
the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.”
― Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“He has robbed none except officials who have stolen from the missions and the poor, and punished none except brutes who mistreat natives.”
― Johnston McCulley, The Mark of Zorro

“The persecution would cease instantly, for the commands of a Vega were made to be obeyed by all men of whatever rank.”
― Johnston McCulley, The Mark of Zorro