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“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

tags: eyes, funny, lemons

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“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
― Golda Meir

tags: funny, golda, meir, true

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“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

tags: coach-hedge, funny, humor

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“I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.”
― D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover

tags: alone, leave, men, sassy, women

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“I like to think I'm helping them by hating them. I'm reminding them that they aren't God's gift to humankind.”
― Veronica Roth, Divergent

tags: humorous, sassy

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