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    P.G. Wodehouse
    “There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #2
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.”
    P.G. Wodehouse , Uneasy Money

  • #3
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I always advise people never to give advice.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #4
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.”
    P. G. Wodehouse

  • #5
    J.K. Rowling
    “Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #6
    Lemony Snicket
    “I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

  • #7
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

  • #8
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters

  • #9
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “A certain critic -- for such men, I regret to say, do exist -- made the nasty remark about my last novel that it contained 'all the old Wodehouse characters under different names.' He has probably by now been eaten by bears, like the children who made mock of the prophet Elisha: but if he still survives he will not be able to make a similar charge against Summer Lightning. With my superior intelligence, I have out-generalled the man this time by putting in all the old Wodehouse characters under the same names. Pretty silly it will make him feel, I rather fancy.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Summer Moonshine

  • #10
    The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at
    “The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, The Adventures of Sally

  • #11
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I just sit at my typewriter and curse a bit.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #12
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof. ”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #13
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #14
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Cheer up, Crips, and keep smiling. That’s the thing to do. If you go through life with a smile on your face, you’ll be amazed how many people will come up to you and say ‘What the hell are you grinning about? What’s so funny?’ Make you a lot of new friends.”
    P. G. Wodehouse

  • #15
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “You would be miserable if you had to go through life with a human doormat with 'Welcome' written on him. You want some one made of sterner stuff. You want, as it were, a sparring-partner, some one with whom you can quarrel happily with the certain knowledge that he will not curl up in a ball for you to kick, but will be there with the return wallop.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Piccadilly Jim

  • #16
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head.”
    P. G. Wodehouse

  • #17
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start."

    (Interview, The Paris Review, Issue 64, Winter 1975)”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #18
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “From my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I had any particular message for humanity. I am still plugging away and not the ghost of one so far, so it begins to look as though, unless I suddenly hit mid-season form in my eighties, humanity will remain a message short.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Wodehouse On Wodehouse

  • #19
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, The Plot That Thickened

  • #20
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I suppose the fundamental distinction between Shakespeare and myself is one of treatment. We get our effects differently. Take the familiar farcical situation of someone who suddenly discovers that something unpleasant is standing behind them. Here is how Shakespeare handles it in "The Winter's Tale," Act 3, Scene 3:

    ANTIGONUS: Farewell! A lullaby too rough. I never saw the heavens so dim by day. A savage clamour! Well may I get aboard! This is the chase: I am gone for ever.

    And then comes literature's most famous stage direction, "Exit pursued by a bear." All well and good, but here's the way I would handle it:

    BERTIE: Touch of indigestion, Jeeves?
    JEEVES: No, Sir.
    BERTIE: Then why is your tummy rumbling?
    JEEVES: Pardon me, Sir, the noise to which you allude does not emanate from my interior but from that of that animal that has just joined us.
    BERTIE: Animal? What animal?
    JEEVES: A bear, Sir. If you will turn your head, you will observe that a bear is standing in your immediate rear inspecting you in a somewhat menacing manner.
    BERTIE (as narrator): I pivoted the loaf. The honest fellow was perfectly correct. It was a bear. And not a small bear, either. One of the large economy size. Its eye was bleak and it gnashed a tooth or two, and I could see at a g. that it was going to be difficult for me to find a formula. "Advise me, Jeeves," I yipped. "What do I do for the best?"
    JEEVES: I fancy it might be judicious if you were to make an exit, Sir.
    BERTIE (narrator): No sooner s. than d. I streaked for the horizon, closely followed across country by the dumb chum. And that, boys and girls, is how your grandfather clipped six seconds off Roger Bannister's mile.

    Who can say which method is superior?"

    (As reproduced in Plum, Shakespeare and the Cat Chap )”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Over Seventy: An Autobiography with Digressions

  • #21
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Half a league
    Half a league
    Half a league onward
    With a hey-nonny-nonny
    And a hot cha-cha.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #22
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #23
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.”
    p g wodehouse

  • #24
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the Grand Canyon of Arizona and listens for the echo.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Cocktail Time

  • #25
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “The principle I always go on in writing a novel is to think of the characters in terms of actors in a play. I say to myself, if a big name were playing this part, and if he found that after a strong first act he had practically nothing to do in the second act, he would walk out. Now, then, can I twist the story so as to give him plenty to do all the way through? I believe the only way a writer can keep himself up to the mark is by examining each story quite coldly before he starts writing it and asking himself it is all right as a story. I mean, once you go saying to yourself, "This is a pretty weak plot as it stands, but if I'm such a hell of a writer that my magic touch will make it okay," you're sunk. If they aren't in interesting situations, characters can't be major characters, not even if you have the rest of the troop talk their heads off about them."

    (Interview, The Paris Review, Issue 64, Winter 1975)”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #26
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Success comes to a writer, as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #27
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything. I just want to write.”
    P. G. Wodehouse

  • #28
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “[T]he success of every novel -- if it's a novel of action -- depends on the high spots. The thing to do is to say to yourself, "What are my big scenes?" and then get every drop of juice out of them."

    (Interview, The Paris Review, Issue 64, Winter 1975)”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #29
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Normally he was fond of most things. He was a good-natured and cheerful young man, who liked life and the great majority of those who lived it contemporaneously with himself. He had no enemies and many friends.
    But today he had noticed from the moment he had got out of bed that something was amiss with the world. Either he was in the grip of some divine discontent due to the highly developed condition of his soul, or else he had a grouch. One of the two.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, A Damsel in Distress

  • #30
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I have never written a novel yet...without doing 40,000 words or more and finding they were all wrong and going back and starting again, and this after filling 400 words with notes, mostly delirious, before getting into anything in the nature of a coherent scenario.”
    P.G. Wodehouse



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