“So,” she says slowly, reviewing my case item by item, “you like ice holes, sinkholes, peepholes and blowholes?”
I nod.
“But not loopholes?”
I nod again.
Hole this, hole that – even when I’m determined not to
just be myself, I’m such an asshole. I just can’t help it.”
―
Lauren Baratz-Logsted,
The Bro-Magnet