The Bro-Magnet Quotes

“So,” she says slowly, reviewing my case item by item, “you like ice holes, sinkholes, peepholes and blowholes?”
I nod.
“But not loopholes?”
I nod again.
Hole this, hole that – even when I’m determined not to just be myself, I’m such an asshole. I just can’t help it.”
― Lauren Baratz-Logsted, The Bro-Magnet

“We don’t know he’s a shyster.” “His name’s Monte Carlo and he’s from New Jersey. What else do we need to know?”
― Lauren Baratz-Logsted, The Bro-Magnet