“A girl said, 'I wrote myself a letter', so I said 'What did it say?' and she said, 'I don't know, I won't get it til tomorrow'.
A boy said, 'I'm really glad my mum called me Jack'. I said, 'Why's that?' He said, 'Cause all the kids at school call me that'.”
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Michael Rosen,
The Hypnotiser