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  • #1
    Bauvard
    “Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.”
    Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
    tags: taxes

  • #2
    Zane
    “How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitiate, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.”
    Zane

  • #3
    “The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.”
    Natalie Wood

  • #4
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “It may be that same-sex couples will save the institution of marriage.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert

  • #5
    Debbie Macomber
    “Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth. Mrs Miracle”
    Debbie Macomber, Mrs. Miracle

  • #6
    Nicholas Sparks
    “A good marriage, like any partnership, meant subordinating one's own needs to that of the other's, in the expectation that the other will do the same.”
    Nicholas Sparks, True Believer

  • #8
    H.L. Mencken
    “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?”
    H.L. Mencken

  • #9
    “A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.”
    Anne Taylor Fleming

  • #10
    Sean Kennedy
    “When single you are,” Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, “get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.”
    Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils

  • #11
    Lisa Kleypas
    “No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst, that it inevitably changes.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #12
    G.A. Hauser
    “... gay marriage rights coming and going, always being an issue for the voting public when it should be an individual‘s private choice.”
    G.A. Hauser, Being Screwed

  • #13
    Lisa Tawn Bergren
    “If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.”
    Lisa Tawn Bergren

  • #14
    Lois McMaster Bujold
    “When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.”
    Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign

  • #15
    Martin Buber
    “An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.”
    Martin Buber



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