Morte Midnight > Morte's Quotes

“The wheels were turning in all their heads, but the one with the dead hamster inside spoke first.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams though the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“If he showed up on a desert island with a sandwich and a rescue boat, most people would try to beat him to death with the sandwich.”
― Mike Bockoven, FantasticLand

“it’s that a person gets stupid when they become people.”
― Mike Bockoven, FantasticLand

“FUCK YOU FOR PISSING ON MY DREAM.”
― Mike Bockoven, FantasticLand