“On the bright side, I have figured out how to fix the American educational system. End it at sixth grade.”
“Brilliant. Then what?”
“Lock them up in empty factories, give them all the Red Bull, condoms, and nachos they want, pipe in club music, and check back when they’re twenty-five. Anyone still alive, we send to grad school.” Wade pushed his glass forward. “How’s that for a campaign platform?”
―
Jess Walter,
We Live in Water
