We Live in Water Quotes

“Who isn't crazy sometimes? Who hasn't driven around a block hoping a certain person will come out; who hasn't haunted a certain coffee shop, or stared obsessively at an old picture; who hasn't toiled over every word in a letter, taken four hours to write a two-sentence email, watched the phone praying it will ring; who doesn't lay awake at night sick with the image of her sleeping with someone else?”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“Maybe it's ALWAYS the end of the world. Maybe you're alive for a while, and then you realize you're going to die, and that's such an insane thing to comprehend, you look around for answers and the only answer is that the world must die with you.

Sure, the world seems crazy now. But wouldn't it seem just as crazy if you were alive when they sacrificed peasants, when people were born into slavery, when they killed first-born sons, crucified priests, fed people to lions, burned them on stakes, when they intentionally gave people smallpox or syphilis, when they gassed them, burned them, dropped atomic bombs on them, when entire races tried to wipe other races off the planet?

Yes, we've ruined the planet and melted the ice caps and depleted the ozone, and we're always finding new ways to kill one another. Yeah, we're getting cancer at an alarming rate and suicides are at an all-time high, and, sure, we've got people so depressed they take a drug that could turn them into pasty-skinned animals who go around all night dancing and having sex and eating stray cats and small dogs and squirrels and mice and very, very rarely- the statistics say you're more likely to be killed by lightning- a person.

But this is the Apocalypse? Fuck you! It's always the Apocalypse. The world hasn't gone to shit. The world is shit.

All I'd asked was that it be better managed.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“On any given day in Spokane, Washington, there are more adult men per capita riding children's BMX bikes than in any other city in the world.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water

“Maybe it's ALWAYS the end of the world. Maybe you're alive for a while, and then you realize you're going to die, and that's such an insane thing to comprehend, you look around for answers and the only answer is that the world must die with you.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water

“Make them want to give you the thing you're taking.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“You don't really want my side of the story. You don't want to understand me, know me, to crawl inside of my head. You don't want to feel the things I've felt. You just want to know that one thing: why.

Fine. Here's why: Her. I did it all for her.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“Whole worlds exist beneath the surface. And maybe you can't see down there, Michael thought, but there's a part of you that knows.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“A hole opened up and he had to know what was inside it. So he picked and picked until the hole was huge, and then everything sort of... fell in, him, his wife, his kid, and this fragile life they'd built at the edge of this hole. And that's why he was here, because he'd begun wondering if maybe his father hadn't fallen in the same hole -”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“On the bright side, I have figured out how to fix the American educational system. End it at sixth grade.”

“Brilliant. Then what?”

“Lock them up in empty factories, give them all the Red Bull, condoms, and nachos they want, pipe in club music, and check back when they’re twenty-five. Anyone still alive, we send to grad school.” Wade pushed his glass forward. “How’s that for a campaign platform?”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water

“Bit yells, Homeless Hungry? Dude, I invented Homeless Hungry. The kid just waves.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“Another part of Bit's unifying urban theory is sprinklers, that you can gauge a neighborhood's wealth by the way people water. If every house has an automatic system, you're looking at a six-figure mean. If the majority lug hoses around, it's more lower-middle class. And if they don't bother with the lawns... well, that's the sort of shitburg where Bit and Julie always lived, except for that little place they rented in Wenatchee the summer Bit worked at the orchard.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“I think there are only two things you can do with your hometown: look for ways to make it better, or look for another place to live.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water

“But when the procreation board said she couldn’t have a kid? I guess it was too much for her.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“very, very rarely—the statistics say you’re more likely to be killed by lightning”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“Nothing kills suspicion like suspicion.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“I won’t pretend that I didn’t like the voice, the power that changing horoscopes gave me.”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories

“Why can’t we talk about what we think instead of just all the stupid shit we’ve done?”
― Jess Walter, We Live in Water: Stories