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“Went to the SavMart and spent one hundred dollars on baby carrots. Abandoned those carrots in the jewelry section at Macy's.”
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Jeremy Robert Johnson,
Skullcrack City
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“Karen is so enraged by the whole incident, she makes Navidson sleep on the couch with his "beloved hallway.”
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Mark Z. Danielewski,
House of Leaves: The Remastered Full-Color Edition
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