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  • #1
    Douglas Adams
    “But the plans were on display…”
    “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
    “That’s the display department.”
    “With a flashlight.”
    “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
    “So had the stairs.”
    “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
    “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #2
    Jim Davis
    “If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen ”
    Jim Davis

  • #3
    Albert Einstein
    “Never memorize something that you can look up.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #4
    William Makepeace Thackeray
    “Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.”
    William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair

  • #5
    Willie Nelson
    “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
    Willie Nelson



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