Quotes - Nipon Lim (Bangkok, 40, Thailand) Showing 31-60 of 89

#31

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, knowledge

6887 likes

#32

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: love

4056 likes

#33

“The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: change, deep-thoughts, thinking, world

5497 likes

#34

“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack

tags: secrets

3582 likes

#35

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
― Orson Welles

3072 likes

#36

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
― Charles Lamb

2829 likes

#37

“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”
― Mark Twain

tags: misattributed-mark-twain, newspapers

3558 likes

#38

“That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”
― Charles Bukowski, Women

5277 likes

#39

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain

3651 likes

#40

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
― Robert Orben

tags: humour, politics, truth

3206 likes

#41

“In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.”
― Margaret Thatcher

tags: gender-roles, gender-stereotypes, men, women

3782 likes

#42

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
― George Bernard Shaw

tags: kill, laughter, misattributed-oscar-wilde, truth

3931 likes

#43

“Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.”
― A.A. Milne

3469 likes

#44

“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
― Mark Twain

tags: inventing-humor

2592 likes

#45

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
― Dalai Lama XIV

tags: inspirational

3204 likes

#46

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: friends-betrayal

10304 likes

#47

“Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: agree

2673 likes

#48

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being”
― Oscar Wilde

1729 likes

#49

“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humour

1962 likes

#50

“Life is too short to learn German”
― Oscar Wilde

1246 likes

#51

“The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

1148 likes

#52

“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humorous, naughty, wordplay

704 likes

#53

“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

tags: marriage

743 likes

#54

“One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor, love, marriage

778 likes

#55

“You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

tags: cigarette

1089 likes

#56

“The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.”
― George Bernard Shaw

tags: humor

509 likes

#57

“She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.”
― Oscar Wilde

506 likes

#58

“I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean.”
― Oscar Wilde

529 likes

#59

“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: playing, winning

468 likes

#60

“No man is rich enough to buy back his past.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: past, rich, wilde

556 likes

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